| James Comey |
NEWSWEEK - Former FBI Director James Comey found himself facing a torrent of mocking tweets after he attempted to join in on the #FiveJobsIveHad Twitter trending topic Saturday morning. The hashtag trend, in which users share five professional titles they’ve held, has
been percolating online since mid-April. For the most part, Twitter users shared their employment history in an attempt to display career growth, unique titles or raise awareness about the hardship of low-wage positions.
been percolating online since mid-April. For the most part, Twitter users shared their employment history in an attempt to display career growth, unique titles or raise awareness about the hardship of low-wage positions.
#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Grocery store clerk
2. Vocal soloist for church weddings
3. Chemist
4. Strike-replacement high school teacher
5. FBI Director, interrupted— James Comey (@Comey) April 27, 2019
Below are some of mocking tweets. Many of the responses referenced those aspects of Comey’s political past.
#FiveJobsIveHad @Comey edition
Democracy killer
Election ruiner
Trump enabler
High shelf reacher
Internet shitposter— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) April 27, 2019
— AFL-CIO (@AFLCIO) April 27, 2019
6. Dude in Bigfoot suit
7. Lurch impersonator
8. Bestselling “author”
9. Guy fired via tweet— Michael Malice (@michaelmalice) April 27, 2019
RT @ComeyTop 5 jobs I’ve had:
1. Ruining Hillary Clinton’s life
2. Tricking the Libs into buying my book
3. Spying on President Trump for Obama
4. Treason in general
5. Scab— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) April 27, 2019
Comey is a criminal in one of the most important and highest criminal investigations offices in our country.
You have destroyed your reputation and the trust of the people of the USA.
You destroyed the faith of the agents of your office, these men and women have worked hard and even have died for our country! You had no intentions ever of holding anyone in the democratic political party or Hillary Rodham Clinton and company to the highest standards that we the people deserved and you were hired to do so. If the President was guilty which at this point we the people MUST assume all of you were INVOLVED in the sales of OUR URANIUM AND THEN SPYING ON Donald Trump's campaign now President Trump.
You are beyond disgusting and shameful. Now here is some good advice for you shut up and wait for your arrest and hopefully you will face and get the death penalty for treason and God only knows what else your guilty of but rest ASSURED we the people will get the answers we deserve hold your head down in shame and guilt. If you wish to talk that should be a REAL APOLOGY TO WE THE PEOPLE AND THOSE WHO ARE SERVING OUR COUNTRY WITH ALL THE RIGHT LOVE AND INTENTIONS IN THEIR HEARTS SHAME SHAME SHAME ON YOU!!
As the world turns. So goes the days of our lives. His life is a soap opera.
It's all about Tiny, isn't it!😉
I believe as you do and agree with all you wrote. So glad I don't have to type all of it now.
But I sure know how to make the sitting Democrats pay for playing politics, instead of doing the jobs they were elected to do. Starting with salaries, NO WORK, NO PAY. Electors decide how far back and how much of 3 years salary the and the fake media, should pay monetarily also. 75% of their earned income for the last three years would be fair. The hold all accountable for Treason because that is what a COUP is and that is what Obama and Hillary and a lot more tried to do.
James Comey, YOU need an updated Butt Plug, for sure! And, when YOU get to the Big House, a Prison guard will tell YOU how to tell, if your Cell Mate is Gay, or NOT?! He'll say, "If his dick taste like shit, then he is Homo as Hell, so keep your distance & don't ever bend over, to pick-up the soap bar"!
COMEY!! HOPE YOU LIKE IT UP THE BUNGHOLE!!! THEIRS A BIG GUY WAITING FOR YOU IN PRISON!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂